I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have to eliminate the possibility of dying quickly.