The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
Noel GallagherWomen have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.
Noel GallagherI certainly donโt believe in religion, although I find it fascinating that itโs become so powerful in the world and itโs kind of dictated morals down through societies for thousands of years, but I donโt see the hand of God at work in the world anywhere.
Noel GallagherThe most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.
Noel Gallagher