Why is the rest of the world so overcrowded? Nobody lives in America! We're all squashed up on top of each other in London.

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

True perfection has to be imperfect. I know that sounds foolish, but it's true.

We dragged English guitar music out of the gutter.

I don't live to work; I work to live.

Rock 'n' roll is about music. Music. Music. Music. It's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about Oasis. It's about the tunes.

Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just gression.