Why is the rest of the world so overcrowded? Nobody lives in America! We're all squashed up on top of each other in London.

I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.

Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and progressive.

Those who don't say what they mean will live and die by their own sword.

I think the fact that Sir Alex Ferguson rested Howard Webb had a lot to do with the result.