Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'

Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.

Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker.

You can't be a mod and a rocker. You have to choose sides.

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

I sold my soul for the second time, cause' the man don't pay me.