No matter how much you sit there twiddling, going, 'We're all doomed', at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play Creep. Get over it.

Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

Chart positions are for people with manbags who get to work at 11 A.M. because they've been at a digital meeting.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

The charts are only relevant when you're top of them!

I don't like being on television when I'm playing live. I don't even like being on Jools Holland or any of them programs.