Maintenance is what you have to do just so you can walk out the door knowing that if you go to the market and bump into a guy who once rejected you, you won't have to hide behind a stack of canned food. I don't mean to be too literal about this.

Whenever someone says the words 'Our friendship is more important than this,' watch out, because it almost never is.

Maintenance is what you have to do just so you can walk out the door knowing that if you go to the market and bump into a guy who once rejected you, you won't have to hide behind a stack of canned food. I don't mean to be too literal about this.

in a socialist country you can get rich by providing necessities, while in a capitalist country you can get rich by providing luxuries.

The last four years of psychoanalysis are a waste of money.

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.