Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech.

[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.

You don't really have to believe what you write in a blog for more than the moment when you're writing it. You don't bring the same solemnity that you would bring to an actual essay.

All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.