[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter - albeit with less convenience.

Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms after dinner, sex is dirty, and they are still serving onion-soup dip.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that. The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it's not.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.