What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

You can never have too much butter - that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it.

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.

When something like this happens, you suddenly have no sense of reality at all. You have lost a piece of your past. The infidelity itself is small potatoes compared to the low-level brain damage that results when a whole chunk of your life turns out to have been completely different from what you thought it was. It becomes impossible to look back at anything that's happened ... without wondering what was really going on.

It's much easier to get over someone if you can delude yourself into thinking you never really cared that much.

As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

With any child entering adolescence, one hunts for signs of health, is desperate for the smallest indication that the child's problems will never be important enough for a television movie.