When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.
Nora EphronOh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.
Nora EphronIf your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.
Nora EphronWell, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. - Sleepless in Seattle
Nora Ephron