You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

Reading makes me feel I've accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. ... Reading is bliss.

When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match. - Sleepless in Seattle

One of the great things about movies is that it's just that short period of time. It's a bubble. The last thing you want to know is that Elizabeth and Darcy had a fight over how to treat the servants!

If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.

We all look good for our age. Except for our necks.