That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

Vera said: 'Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story?' So I told her why: Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me. Because if I tell the story, it doesn't hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it.

Whenever someone says the words 'Our friendship is more important than this,' watch out, because it almost never is.

Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but small - and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void. - You've Got Mail

There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.