I don't know why so much nonsense about age is written - although I can certainly understand that no one really wants to read anything that says aging sucks.

It had better be quirky or perverse or thoughtful enough so that you hit some chord in them. I mean we've all read pieces where we thought, 'Oh, who gives a damn.'

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.

That's another thing about being a certain age that I've noticed: I try as much as possible not to look in the mirror.

No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sex is always out there. Friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.

One of the great things about movies is that it's just that short period of time. It's a bubble. The last thing you want to know is that Elizabeth and Darcy had a fight over how to treat the servants!