I don't know why so much nonsense about age is written - although I can certainly understand that no one really wants to read anything that says aging sucks.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

Women are being considered as candidates for vice-president of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is first lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there's no confusion about who's to blame: You are.

So many of the conscious and unconscious ways men and women treat each other have to do with romantic and sexual fantasies that are deeply ingrained, not just in society but in literature. The women's movement may manage to clean up the mess in society, but I don't know whether it can ever clean up the mess in our minds.