I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

In the way that women forget the pain of childbirth, men forget that they cry in movies.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.

We all look good for our age. Except for our necks.

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech.

Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. - Sleepless in Seattle