I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

Believe me, if I looked good, it's not an accident.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).

I'm not one of those people who think you should go grey and that there is some virtue in looking wrinkly if you don't feel like it. If you do, great. If you don't, just my only caution is watch out. There are a huge number of wrinkle creams that do nothing for you.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.