Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.

Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there's no confusion about who's to blame: You are.

I'm not one of those people who think you should go grey and that there is some virtue in looking wrinkly if you don't feel like it. If you do, great. If you don't, just my only caution is watch out. There are a huge number of wrinkle creams that do nothing for you.

The odd thing about this form of communication is you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many... somethings. So, thanks.

Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.