In the way that women forget the pain of childbirth, men forget that they cry in movies.

I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?

Working as a journalist is exactly like being a wallflower at an orgy.

With any child entering adolescence, one hunts for signs of health, is desperate for the smallest indication that the child's problems will never be important enough for a television movie.

I actually believe in denial.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt butter and add flour and then hot stock, it will get thick!