Let's face it: part of being a grownup is that every day you have to choose between going out at night or staying home, and it is one of life's unhappy truths that there is not enough time to do both.

Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but small - and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void. - You've Got Mail

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Black makes your life so much simpler. Everything matches black, especially black.

That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.