"Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?" "Sometimes, when it's very quiet and no one else can see."

Wouldn't it be nice if everything balanced in the world? If right came out on top and wrong was punished. It sure would be simple.

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

We're not blank slates. What we've done, what we've survived all go into us.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

Life is never as long as we want it to be, and wasted time can never be recovered.

Women are the worst. They zero in on some guy.Oh boy, he's the one, gotta get me that one. So they do. Then they spend the rest of their time trying to figure out how to change him. Then if they manage it, they're not all that interested anymore, because guess what? He's not the one anymore.