When we went on the air, I didn't want to be interrupted for an act-one curtain.

I was writing for live television. And I said to myself, someday, soon as I can, I have got to do a situation comedy.

Granted, the writers, directors, producers, and that community make a great deal of money. But they might be choosing to do a whole lot of other things for the living they make.

Power is the goal of religion in general.

I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.

I think America, unfortunately, collectively thinks of itself as the 'chosen people.' To my knowledge, there are no chosen people, we are all human beings.

I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace.