Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.