Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.