Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

We believe in the wisdom once expressed by the hockey star Wayne Gretzky, who explained his success by saying, 'I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.'

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.