Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.