If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.