Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.
Norman Ralph AugustineTwo-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
Norman Ralph AugustineAny task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
Norman Ralph Augustine