By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.