By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.