Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

The more one produces, the less one gets.