Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.