Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.