Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.