Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.