Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.

The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.