Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

Only by providing leading-edge human capital and knowledge capital can American continue to maintain a high standard of living, including providing national security for its citizens.