Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.