If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.