Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

A billion saved is a billion earned.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.