By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all of your time talking about nothing.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.