Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
Norman Ralph AugustinePeople working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
Norman Ralph Augustine