By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.