By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.

The more one produces, the less one gets.