Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.

The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.