Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

The optimum committee has no members.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.