A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.