All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.