If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.