If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.