If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.