If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

We believe in the wisdom once expressed by the hockey star Wayne Gretzky, who explained his success by saying, 'I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.'

Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.

Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.