Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
Norman Ralph AugustineThe weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
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