Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.