It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.