I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.