I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

I owe everything to the army.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.