I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.