I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

I owe everything to the army.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.