Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.

The most notable thing about Time is that it is so purely relative. A large amount of reminiscence is, by common consent, conceded to the drowning man; and it is not past belief that one may review an entire courtship while removing one's gloves.

By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal.

Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.

Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr's.