To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.

History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.

In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in its greatness.

All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

No friendship is an accident.

It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.