East is East, and West is San Francisco

There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.

Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.

What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).