East is East, and West is San Francisco

East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York

But how is it now? All we get is orders; and the laws go out of the state. Them legislators set up there at Austin and don't do nothing but makes laws against kerosene oil and schoolbooks being brought into the state. I reckon they was afraid some man would go home some evening after work and light up and get an education and go to work and make laws to repeal aforesaid laws.

When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.