It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.