A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
You only live once, so enjoy the ride.
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.