A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character