Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.
Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.
An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.