Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.