Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.