Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.