The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.