The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.