The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.