The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.