An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.