Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.
Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.
Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.